Things Jake says

Last evening...


Me: I will be late tomorrow, darling. Mommy is going for facial so you will have dinner with cheche and mama and aunty ok?


J: Why must you go facial?


Me: you see? (points to face) I want to get rid of these dots on my face.


J - scrutinises my face upclose. Nods.


Me: I want my face to be as nice as yours. Yours is smooth and nice!


J - touches his face. "I want to go see" - runs to toilet to looks at himself


Me - hahahhaha


J returns.


J - my face is very nice.


Me: yeah it is.


J: my toes too right?


Me: what?


J - points to my 2nd toe nail that has no nail because it has fallen off (again, my recurring problem)
"Your rotten toes! Mine are nice!"


Me - HAHAHAHAHAHA