Two tales of bird poop

So yesterday, we saw this on our car window.

Poop

Tale #1

J: (pointing to poop) Mommy, look bird shit

Me: Mmm.

J: MOMMY!

Me: Mmm?

J: It's A! Like my name! j-A-k-e!

Me: yes! (laughs)

Tale #2

K: (looking at poop) Mommy, how are you going to clean it off?

Me: Use water and clean it off

K: …. how did the bird shit on the window? Did he stand like that? (moves into a semi-horizontal position)

Me: What? 

K: Is it the bird stand on the window like that? (moves into horizontal stance again)

Me: OH! No, the bird pooped while flying above the car and it dropped on the window.

K: Ooooh…

(HAHAHAHAHA)

Bird-on-window (feet on window)